He Shoots, He Scores
(My nine-year-old son and I have an ongoing, good-natured argument about who has the better dog. We are literally singing their praises to the tune of “O Christmas Tree” for the full conversation.)
Me: “O Sammon-Bear, O Sammon-bear, you are the best dog anywhere!”
Son: “Re-bel is cute, Re-bel is cute!”
Me: “You’ll have trouble rhyming that.”
Son: *pauses* “Shoot!”
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