He Nose No Better

(I’ve been sick for weeks and finally break the cold. I’ve still got the sniffles and a cough but it’s nothing serious so we go to a friend’s house for game night. We end up winning the game and he kisses my nose, which I was just about to wipe because it’s running.)

Boyfriend: “Hey, babe, your nose is running.”

Me: “I know.”

Boyfriend: “Well, can you blow or wipe it so I can kiss it properly?”

Me: “You could have just kissed my lips.”

Boyfriend: “Ew, I could have gotten your sick germs that way!”