He Nose How To Treat A Lady

| Romantic | November 30, 2013

(My husband of seven years tends to dig around industriously in his nose when he has a moment of leisure. It grosses me out, and I’m forever asking him to either get a tissue or just do it in private so I don’t have to see it. I’m sitting on the couch, directly in front of the bathroom door. My husband, sitting on the toilet with the door open, is picking his nose.)

Husband: “Oh, hi, wifey. Sorry, I’ll close the door while I pick. See, I’m still romantic!”

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