He Nose Better

(I get cold sores often, and refuse to kiss my boyfriend when I have them so that we don’t pass them back and forth. He is none too happy with this but goes along with it anyway.)

Boyfriend: *walks over to me and rubs his nose on mine*

Me: “Aww, finally getting used to the cold sores, huh?”

Boyfriend: “My nose was itchy.”

Me: “D*** you.”