He Needs Full Disclosure
I am working a video rental store back in the 1990s. An R-rated popular erotic-thriller (“Disclosure”) has recently become available on VHS. The promotional material we have on display is quite suggestive, although not explicit.
A young couple (early twenties) is browsing, and they seem quite shocked by the movie poster. They eventually make a more PG choice and bring it to the counter. They strike up a conversation with me.
Woman: “Does every movie need to be about sex these days?! You’d think everyone was boinking all day every day with the movie choices you have!”
Me: “Yeah, I know that movie is a bit more suggestive than average, but it seems to be quite popular, so…”
Man: “Yeah, my parents never had sex, and they seem to be doing just fine.”
Woman: “Well, they did it at least once.”
Man: “No, they never had sex.”
Woman: “Then… how… are you adopted?”
Man: “What?! Of course not!”
Woman: “Then… honey, they had sex.”
Man: “No, my parents didn’t have to have sex to make me. My mom got pregnant with me because they got married.”
Woman: “…”
Me: “…”
Man: “What?”
Woman: *To me* “You got any basic sex-ed tapes?”
We actually did! I hope this young man found it useful.
