He Must Really Hate Walking

, , , , | Right | February 6, 2020

(The bus I’m on stops and picks up a passenger. He pays the standard $2.75 fare and takes a seat, and the bus drives off. About two stops later, the chime rings. The same passenger who just got on stands up. As the bus comes to a halt…)

Passenger: “Don’t ask.”

(The bus driver opens the door and the passenger leaves. After the bus has started moving again…)

Driver: “He paid $2.75 for only 150 feet!”

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