He Must Be Tire-d
I work in a pizza place which has the word “Pizza” in the name of the company. When we answer phones, we always start by thanking people for calling [Restaurant] and asking whether the customer would like to place a carry-out or delivery order. On this particular night, I pick up the phone just as my manager does, and he begins taking the order without realizing I am on the phone.
Manager: “Thanks for calling [Restaurant]. Will this be for pick-up or delivery tonight?”
The customer is clearly drunk and slurring his words.
Customer: “Wha… What did I call?”
Manager: “[Restaurant]. Could I get you a delivery order, sir?”
Customer: “…what do y’all sell?”
Manager: *Deadpans* “Tires.”
Customer: “F***! I was trying to order pizza!” *Hangs up*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
