He Knows All, Period

| Romantic | May 21, 2013

(I’ve just got back from the doctors, having been told I’m pregnant. I text my husband about it, who I expect it to be a surprise for.)

Me: “Hey, honey! Hope you’re having a good day. I have some news for you when you get home.”

Husband: “You’re pregnant.”

Me: “Yes! Wait, how did you know?”

Husband: “I KNOW ALL. Also, you didn’t have your period.”

Me: “…how did you know that?”

Husband: “I KNOW ALL. Also I’ve found it prudent to know when you’re likely to bite my head off.”

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