He Knows All, Period, Part 2

| Romantic | June 24, 2013

(I am in a bad mood, so my boyfriend decides we should eat out with his brother and sister-in-law to cheer me up.)

Sister-In-Law: “Come on hon, smile! Be happy!”

Me: “Meh…”

Boyfriend: “If you’re good, I’ll buy you booze!”

Me: “It’ll just give me a headache.”

Boyfriend: “What a sourpuss. What’s your problem anyway?”

Me: “Nothing…”

Brother: “She’s on her period.”

Boyfriend: “How the h*** do you know that?!”

Brother: “It’s on my phone! It’s the week right before hers.”

(His brother pokes his wife in the shoulder, and she laughs.)

Sister-In-Law: “He’s totally telling the truth.”


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