He Jumped The Gun
Sporting Goods Store | Seattle, WA, USA | Right | March 31, 2013
(A man bursts through the doors in a panic.)
Man: “Did you need me to call the police?”
(I am very confused.)
Me: “What?”
Man: “That must have been terrifying! How much did he take?”
Me: “Sir, I’m not sure what you’re talking about. Slow down.”
Man: “I was walking down the street when I saw a guy walk out of here carrying a gun!”
(I stare at him for several seconds.)
Me: “Sir, have you looked around? Did you see our sign on the way in?”
Man: “No, why?”
Me: “Sir, this is a gun store. He bought it here.”
