He Isn’t Presentable

| Romantic | December 31, 2012

(It’s Christmas and we are opening presents, when I notice my mom doesn’t have one from my dad.)

Me: “Daddy, why didn’t you by Mommy a present?”

Mom: “Because Daddy forgot, like he always does.”

Dad: “I didn’t forget! She’s got me! That’s the best gift there is!”

Mom: “Sadly, he’s the sort of gift that is non-returnable.”

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