He Isn’t Painting A Pretty Picture
Restaurant | Romantic
| August 2, 2013
(My boyfriend and I are waiting for our food to arrive. He has picked up his silverware roll and is pretending it is a paintbrush, and is painting my face.)
Me: “Did… did you just draw a Hitler moustache and devil horns on me?”
Boyfriend: “Yeah! And a halo.”
Me: “That doesn’t make it better.”
Boyfriend: “Now I’m gonna draw an eye-patch!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
