He Is Weigh Out Of Line
(It is a few days before Christmas. One of my coworkers is nearby.)
Me: “Hi there, sir. Are you finding everything all right?”
Customer: “Yeah, I’m just trying to decide which size sweater would fit my wife better.”
Me: “Do you know what size she normally wears?”
Customer: “Not really, but she is bigger than you… especially in the breasts… She is more like your size!” *gesturing to my coworker*
(Turns around to address my coworker.)
Customer: “What do you weigh?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?