He Is Pregnant With Potential

| Learning | July 19, 2013

(Our biology teacher has a reputation for being the coolest of our teachers. She frequently makes great jokes to keep the class interested while she teaches. In this particular class, we’ve started on human reproduction. Naturally this has a lot of the guys talking and laughing among themselves.)

Teacher: “Quiet down over there.”

(The group gets quiet for about two minutes, before talking again.)

Teacher: “[Guy #1’s name], do you have a uterus?”

Guy #1: “Um… I think so?”

(The entire class laughs at him, and he turns bright red.)

Guy #2: “Dude! Seriously?”

Teacher: “See, if you paid attention instead of talking in my class, you wouldn’t have made a fool of yourself.”

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