He Is Not Going To Score

| Romantic | July 20, 2012

(My husband and I enjoy playing an alternate version of Dungeons and Dragons. In this game, a 20-sided die called a d20 is used to determine the outcome of events. Also, characters usually have stats between 7-20 at first level, with 10 being average. We have just been talking about building new characters.)

Me: “Well my sexiness score is like, 30.”

Boyfriend: “That would be charisma, and no, it isn’t.”

Me: “Hey, you know what we should do? We should roll for random encounter sexy times!”

Boyfriend: “What?”

Me: “We could roll a d20 and add my sexiness modifier.”

Boyfriend: “That’s not how random encounters work. We’d need to roll percentage dice.”

Me: “And then we’d need a table of actions! Hey, do you still have that dice-roller app?”

Boyfriend: “Yes…we’re not doing this.”

Me: “Yes we are! I cast ‘charm person’. Now you like me and you have to do it.

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