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Customer: “I bought helium balloons, but they don’t float. Do I have to put special air in them or something?”
Me: “The label means the balloons are helium quality, which means they’ll hold helium. You have to actually put helium in them if you want them to float.”
Customer: “That’s false advertising! I’ve been blowing these things up with my mouth for over an hour!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
