He Hasn’t Seen Any Police Movie Ever

, , , , | Right | October 28, 2020

A customer is self-checking his groceries out. He finishes paying for his stuff and then asks me to hold his stuff while he goes through the bathroom. Normally, receipts are scanned at the door as a security measure.

Me: “Hey, don’t forget your receipt; they scan it at the door.”

Customer: “I don’t need it. I never show it to them. I just walk away.”

Me: “Well, it would still be a good idea, just in case.”

Customer: “So you think a cop would be a thief? You’ve got to be kidding me!”

Me: *Smiles at him* “Well, just because someone’s a cop, it doesn’t mean you can’t be corrupt.”

He huffed and walked away with his groceries.

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