He Has The Breast Of Intentions, Part 4
(I’ve got a doctor appointment the next day and am reminding my husband of that fact.)
Me: “My appointment is tomorrow at 11.”
Husband: “Oh, okay.”
Me: “Yeah, I’m 40; it’s time to get my boobs squeezed.”
Husband: “I can do that!”
Me: “Professionally!”
Husband: “You can pay me.”
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