He Has The Breast Of Intentions, Part 3

| Romantic | November 25, 2015

Me: “What’s wrong?”

Wife: “My boobs hurt.”

Me: “Would you like me to massage them and make the pain go away?”

Wife: *glares*

Me: “What?”

Wife: *shakes head* “You’re so selfless.”

Me: “That’s me. Mr. Selfless.”

 

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