He Has The Breast Of Intentions, Part 3
Me: “What’s wrong?”
Wife: “My boobs hurt.”
Me: “Would you like me to massage them and make the pain go away?”
Wife: *glares*
Me: “What?”
Wife: *shakes head* “You’re so selfless.”
Me: “That’s me. Mr. Selfless.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
