He Has Beef With You
(An elderly man walks up to the toppings bar.)
Customer: “Excuse me. Miss?”
Me: “What can I help you with, sir?”
Customer: “Have you got anything with meat in it?”
(This is a frozen yogurt bar. We have various kinds of fruity and sweet yogurts and toppings. No one would usually expect to find meat anywhere.)
Me: “Um, no, sir. Sorry about that.”
Customer: “F****** vegans and vegetarians are taking over the whole f****** world! You haven’t got anything with some beef in it?”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir. That’s actually a kind of unusual request because this is basically dessert stuff.”
Customer: “I’m an American! I ain’t a vegetarian! I eat meat in my dessert because this is America, d*** it!”
(The customer throws his yogurt on the floor, making a huge mess. The next customer jumps out of the way, then resumes getting toppings while I clean.)
Customer #2: “Just when you think you’ve seen it all!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?