He Has A Bone To Pick With You

| Romantic | June 17, 2013

(My boyfriend studies skeletons as part of his job. He’s been studying skulls.)

Boyfriend: “Hey, what’s your heritage?”

(I list my quite diverse family history.)

Boyfriend: “Hmm, that might explain it.”

Me: “Explain what?”

Boyfriend: “Your skull shape doesn’t really fit neatly into one of the categories. I’d like to study it more closely.”

(I stare at him.)

Boyfriend: “What? What did I say?”

Me: “You said you wanted to strip the flesh off my skull. And, presumably, keep it on your desk.”

Boyfriend: “Did I? I guess I did. I just meant you have an interesting bone structure.”

Me: “I love you, too.”

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