He Had It Coming…
(I am at a gay gaming meetup in a bar. Our group’s conversation topics vary wildly.)
Me: “You’ve seen Cabaret, right?”
Friend: “I’ve seen the Catherine Zeta-Jones movie!”
Me: “Ugh. I am going to share this online.”
Friend: “I don’t even care that you’re posting that. Getting it wrong makes me seem super masculine!”
Me: “You mistook Cabaret for Chicago…”