He Gambled Wrong

, , , | Right | May 28, 2020

I take a call in the university office. The way the call is going, I am under the impression that he is looking for an alternative way to pay his tuition fees.

Customer: “I was told you can go to the post office and get a card you can put money on to pay for stuff.”

Caller: “Like a prezzy card?”

Customer: I dunno.”

Caller: “If you’re looking to pay for your fees, the easiest way to do it is through direct credit; you can pay us your fees with your student number in the reference field.”

Customer: “I don’t think you understand, love. I’m trying to put money on my account.”

Caller: “Which account?”

Customer: “I want to put money on my Texas Hold ‘Em account.”

Caller: “You do realise you’ve rung [Polytechnic], right?”

Customer: “Yeah, well, you’re a computer place, aren’t you?”

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