He Finds Her Lack Of Sleep Disturbing

(I am notorious for taking a while to shut down the computer and go to bed.)

Husband: “Hey, honey, it’s bedtime!”

Me: “Okay, be right there.”

(I finish what I’m doing, and shut down the computer after a few minutes. I walk down the hallway to find my husband waiting for me; light-saber flashlight in his hand.)

Husband: “There you are. I was about to come get you… with Force.”