He Feels His Presents

(It’s a few weeks before my nephew’s 6th birthday. I’m teasing him by saying I’ve already gotten his present, but not telling him what it is.)

Nephew: “I know, I’ll guess while you spell it out.”

Me: “Okay. First letter is ‘B’.”

Nephew: “‘D’? I know! Darth Vader!”

Me: “No, not ‘D’, ‘B’.”

Nephew: “That’s what I said, ‘V’ as in Vader.”

Me: “No, ‘B’ as in boy.”

Nephew: “Darth Vader is a boy!”