He Eats Me, He Eats Me Not
Me: “What do you want for lunch?”
Boyfriend: “You!”
Me: “You can’t eat me!”
Boyfriend: “Why not?”
(My boyfriend tackles me, and attempts to chew on my neck.)
Me: “Because you love me. You wouldn’t eat someone you love, because then they wouldn’t be there any more!”
Boyfriend: “Minor technicality!” *continues chewing*
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