He Eats Me, He Eats Me Not

| Romantic | August 7, 2013

Me: “What do you want for lunch?”

Boyfriend: “You!”

Me: “You can’t eat me!”

Boyfriend: “Why not?”

(My boyfriend tackles me, and attempts to chew on my neck.)

Me: “Because you love me. You wouldn’t eat someone you love, because then they wouldn’t be there any more!”

Boyfriend: “Minor technicality!” *continues chewing*

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