He Could Teach You, But He’d Have To Charge

| Learning | July 10, 2015

(My brother is in his final year of secondary school, so a lot of emphasis is being placed upon preparing for exams. Particularly, essay formats and hints are being dished out like they were going out of fashion by his teachers.)

English Teacher: “It’s always a good idea to start your essays with a relevant quote.”

Student: *loudly, while pretending to write* “My… milkshake… brings.. all the… boys… to… the.. yard…”

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