Smothering Sucks
(My girlfriend and I have a habit of making kissy noises at each other.)
Girlfriend: “I love you.”
Me: “I love you too.”
Girlfriend: *makes kissy noises*
Me: *makes kissy noises back*
Girlfriend: *makes a lot of kissy noises*
Me: “Geez. I’m feeling a bit smothered here.”
Girlfriend: “Oops, sorry.” *sucks the kisses back in*
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