He Can Take(r) A Hike

, , , , , | Working | November 21, 2018

(I buy a train ticket.)

Ticket Taker: “Do you need help getting the suitcase on the train?”

Me: “No, I’ve got it.”

Ticket Taker: “I’m going to laugh really hard at you when you fall on your face with it.”

Me: “Um, that’s not very nice of you.”

Ticket Taker: “I mean, when a gentleman offers you help, you take it. I don’t do that for just anyone.”

Me: *gets on the train just fine*

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