He Can Cook This In His Sleep
(My husband is a chef, and talks in his sleep. He’s asked me to make sure he’s awake when the alarm goes off in the morning.)
Me: “Wakey, wakey.”
Husband: “I’m awake.”
Me: “Prove it.”
Husband: “I’m thinking about shrimp and grits.”
Me: “I know you. That proves nothing.”
(Five minutes later:)
Me: “Wake up.”
Husband: “Give me a few more minutes. I’m getting the bathrooms together.”
Me: *laughing* “What?”
Husband: “Or they won’t let us open.”
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