He Bombed His Boob Puns

| Romantic | August 14, 2012

(My boyfriend comes in to hug me at a weird angle, and ends up hitting me in a boob.)

Me: “Ow!”

Boyfriend: “I’m sorry!” thinks for a second* “I boxed your bosom! I mauled your milk-makers! I jabbed your jugs!”

(Goes silent for a minute.)

Me: “Are you thinking of more boob euphemisms?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah…”

Me: “You forgot knockers.”

Boyfriend: “I knocked your knockers!”

Me: “You can go away now.”

(Three hours later, he enters the room again.)

Boyfriend: “I hit your hooters! I socked your sweater puppies!”

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