He Auto Know Better

(We take calls from all over the USA and Canada from people needing roadside assistance. This particular call was taken by a coworker.)

Coworker: “What is wrong with your vehicle that you need it towed?”

Customer: “I put it up on a flat.”

Coworker: “I’m sorry? You put it up on a flat…?”

Customer: “Yeah. I put it up on a flat.”

Coworker: “What exactly is wrong with it?”

Customer: “I put it up on a flat! You know, I have a dead battery and three flat tires.”

Coworker: “Oh, okay. Is that vehicle a two-wheel-drive or a four-wheel-drive?”

Customer: “It’s a one-wheel drive. I told you I had three flat tires! Do you know anything about cars?!”