He Already Knows The Birds And The Bees
(While at the zoo, I overhear a dad and his young son.)
Dad: “Oh, look at the peacocks. I count five. Do you see them?”
Son: “Daddy, there’s four peacocks!”
Dad: “No, five.”
Son: “The fifth one is a peahen!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?