Having Trouble Within His Colon

Student: “Can I go to the bathroom?”

Teacher: “I don’t know, CAN you? Because, [Student], some people have problems with that sort of thing! I really believe in you, and I want you to go stand at that urinal and try with all your might! And don’t forget to tell us how it went when you get back!”

(The student exits the room. The teacher goes to the door and yells down the hall after him.)

Teacher: “I BELIEVE IN YOU!”

(The teacher slams the door and turns to the class.)

Teacher: “My new goal is to embarrass all of you into using proper grammar.”

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