Having Trouble Digesting The Information

| Learning | April 2, 2014

(I am in health class. These questions get asked almost daily, to the point where I can’t take it anymore.)

Girl: “Hey, um, can you puke out a baby?”

Boy: “Or, can you poop out a baby?”

Me: “NO! They’re two completely different systems! Even if a baby’s weak little muscles could somehow tear through all the flesh between the uterus and the stomach, even if the mother was still alive, the baby STILL wouldn’t be able to get out because the esophagus AND the rectum are adapted for little bits of chewed-up food, not huge baby heads! They are TWO… DIFFERENT… SYSTEMS!”

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