Having A Six-Inch For Lunch
(My wife and I are engaging in sexy times. It’s now her turn to finish. It’s late in the morning and her mind is clearly elsewhere, because…)
Me: “How does that feel, darling?”
Wife: “Mmmmmm, delicious. …I may or may not be thinking about lunch.”
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