Having A Senior Moment
(A couple of foreign college students come in and order fruit smoothies. I start to ring them up.)
Customer #1: “I’m a senior.”
Me: “What?”
Customer #2: “Yes, we’re seniors.”
Me: “…”
Customer #2: *motioning to the blackboard* “Thursday is… senior discount day, right?”
Me: “Oh! That’s for people who are over 55… Not…”
(They both burst out laughing.)
