Having A Pew Pew Fight
I work at a church as a sacristan helping keep the church orderly for Mass. There are often special elderly parishioners in attendance who have issues.
Old Lady #1: “This is my pew!”
Old Lady #2: “No, this is my pew.”
Me: “Excuse me, ladies. Here at [Church] we believe that community members should share the Mass together. How about both of you sit in this pew?”
Old Lady #1: “This is the 10:30 Mass and this pew is my pew for the 10:30 Mass. I have always sat in this pew for the 10:30 Mass. I have been sitting in this pew for the 10:30 Mass since 1932. Long before you or this bat have been here!”
Old Lady #2: “No, I’ve been sitting here. This is my pew!”
The conversation proceeds on like this with me trying to interject and break things up to no avail. Eventually, a priest comes over.
Priest: “Excuse me, but what seems to be the issue here?”
The two old ladies are practically at blows. They shout their pew story at the priest and he takes [Old Lady #1] by the hand and leads her to a different empty pew, talking with her all the way.
Old Lady #1: “No, no, that’s my pew!”
Eventually, we started Mass and they stopped. This happens every other week. We still have yet to figure out how to resolve it.
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