Having A Jurassic Lark
(My 10-year-old son is in his room upstairs, playing. I can hear the thumps as he jumps and rolls on the floor. A little while later, he comes downstairs for some water.)
Me: “What on Earth was all that noise up there?”
Son: *completely deadpan and without even glancing at me* “Velociraptors.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
