Have Yourself A Very Slender Christmas
(My sister and I are watching ‘A Nightmare Before Christmas’ while I’m video-chatting my partner.)
Sister: “It’s Slender Man!”
Me: “What? No!”
Sister: “He fits the legends!”
Me: “Slender Man doesn’t have a face.”
Sister: “Oh.”
Me: *to partner* “My sister just called Jack Skellington, Slender Man.”
Partner: *slowly horrified* “…no.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?