Have You Tried Asking Them To Turn It Off And Then On Again?

I was at a party when a client’s business partner approached me. 

Partner: “Hey, [Client] tells me you could answer a computer question for me.”

Me: “Depends. What’s the question?”

Partner: “My computer stopped working the other day. The light comes on but nothing happens.”

Me: “Well, it’s hard to say what might be the problem from just that. It could be something simple, but it could be that something needs replacing.”

Partner: “Pfft! That’s the best you can come up with? What a waste of my time.”