Have Age, Will Complain

(Our local gas station has recently been taken over by new owners. An elderly woman comes in to buy a cup of coffee and takes it to the front to pay.)

Me: “That’ll be a dollar fifty.”

Customer: “What? That’s outrageous! The old owners would never have charged that much!”

Me: “Ma’am, it’s the same price as it was before.”

Customer: “Well… I’m seventy! I have the right to b****!” *storms out*

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