Have A Heart, Boss
The lockdown is almost over in France. My immediate superior is calling me.
Superior: “Are you coming back tomorrow?
Me: “No, because, first of all—”
Superior: “Why not?”
Me: *Pause* “Because, first of all, [Middle Manager] told me that it was on a voluntary basis for our company for the time being.”
Superior: “Not to come because it’s on a voluntary basis, it’s laziness!”
Me: “Also, because I am a high-risk person due to my heart problem. My GP, the occupational medicine department, and human resources have all advised me to stay home.”
Superior: “Okay, okay. Have a good rest!”