Hasn’t Read The Risks On The Web
(Some friends and I volunteer for a local charity event at the zoo. We are in superhero costumes since the zoo is filled with daycare-age children that want to see their favorite superheroes. I am costumed as Spider-Man.)
Mother: “Excuse me, Spider-Man? My son is a huge fan of yours!”
(The mother points to a child covered in Spider-Man merchandise, from his hat to his shoes.)
Me: “Well, hey. Always great to meet a fan! Does he want a picture?”
Mother: “Well, actually, I was wondering if you could do me a favor.”
Me: “Well, sure. What do you need?”
Mother: “Well, my son really wants to go into the insect and arachnid enclosure, but I’m terrified of spiders. Would you be able to take him in there? He would trust you.”
Me: “Ma’am, did you just ask me, a guy you don’t know, to take your child into a dark, enclosed room? You don’t even know what I look like under this mask.”
(The mother gave me a deer-in-the-headlights look and then walked away. Surprisingly, she came back 10 minutes later and had her son get a picture with me!)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.