Hasn’t Lost His Smarts
(My son is 12 years old. I pass his room, and see that he hasn’t made his bed. I call down to him.)
Me: “Hey, [son]!”
Son: “What?”
Me: “Guess what I just found.”
Son: “What?”
Me: “An unmade bed in your room.”
Son: “Oh good, I thought I’d lost it!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?