Hasn’t Cracked His Da Vinci Code

(I am in line with my dad as the cashier is ringing up our items.)

Cashier: *to my dad* “You look foreign. Are you from here?”

Dad: “Nope, I came here from Italy in the ‘60s.”

Cashier: “Oh, wow, that’s amazing. Did they even have planes then?”

Dad: “Well, I came here on a boat named ‘Leonardo da Vinci.'”

Cashier: “WOW, you knew Leonardo da Vinci?!”

Dad: “Yeah, he was a great guy!”