Hasn’t A Prayer Of Keeping Quiet

(I am five years old. My aunt is getting married. My grandma wears the exact same Chignon hairstyle every day, but for this occasion, she goes to a hairstylist and gets a very ‘80s up-do. We are all in church, and during the wedding ceremony there is a minute of silent prayer.)

Me: *loudly* “Mom, why does Grandma look so weird today?”

Mom: “Shhh!”

Me: “What? I waited till all the grown-ups stopped talking.”

(My aunt, the bride, cracked up laughing and could not stop for ten minutes.)

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