A Cookie Monster Of A Diet
Public Transport | Romantic
| November 6, 2013
(My wife and I are out shopping with a friend, and have just arrived at our destination. My wife is currently on a restricted diet and cannot eat foods containing milk.)
Me: “So where next? [Shop] or food?”
Wife: “I’d say food; [friend] hasn’t had anything to eat today apart from that giant chocolate chip cookie.”
Me: *in Cookie monster’s voice* “Mmm, cookie…”
(I start trying to eat my wife’s head.)
Me: “Om nom nom nom!”
Wife: “I AM NOT A COOKIE!”
Me: “You’re small and sweet—”
Wife: “BUT NOT FULL OF CHOCOLATE!”
(My wife realises what she has just said, and suddenly looks miserable.)
Friend & Me: “Aww!”
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