Has To Change His Hobbitual Nature

(Things are getting relatively hot and heavy with my boyfriend and I, and I am wearing a new front-closure bra.)

Boyfriend: “You’re so tricksy sometimes.”

Me: “I know!”

(I show him how to undo the bra, and then put it back on as a challenge for him.)

Boyfriend: “The hobbitses, they tricks us and hides the precious!”