Has The Gall To Believe That
(I just had my gallbladder out and am staying with my parents for a few days while I recover. Note, I have many extreme allergies, all to common foods.)
Mom: “Let’s order pizza tonight. We can find something at [Local Pizzeria] for everyone.”
Dad: “Why not just do two large cheese pizzas from [Cheap Chain]?”
Me: “Because I can’t eat any of that. Allergies, remember? Only dealt with them for 15 years, at this point.”
Dad: “But you should be over them. Your gallbladder is gone, so you aren’t allergic.”
Mom & Me: “That isn’t how this works.”
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